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blua:

Anatomical Ceramic Sculptures by Mexican artist Maria Garcia-Ibanez.

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mediumaevum:

Marginalia for dummies: butts, killer bunnies and snails, dick-trees, fighting cripples, also butts

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On the one hand: I have blisters the size of nickels on both feet, and the only shoes that don’t hurt are flip flops, which I can’t wear at work. So basically I want to set my feet on fire and/or go back in time and slap myself for thinking that a brand-new pair of Oxfords was a good choice for tramping around a local downtown market for two hours.

On the other hand: My boss is home with a sick kid today, so I am someone is going to have to eat the doughnut I brought him. (We were supposed to be on a truck today. Trucks mean doughnuts.) And oh no! Said doughnut just happens to be my someone's favorite flavor. Hardships!

So, you know. My blisters still hurt, but at least I got an extra Boston cream doughnut out of the morning.

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Dear hella-drunk next door neighbor who has also forgotten my name,

missoj:

It is 8pm. I am putting away laundry. So, no. I don’t particularly want to talk to you about my weedy front garden. And—while I appreciate your inebriated offer—I don’t particularly want you to weed-whack it. There are (admittedly hidden) daylilies in there. Also, a turquoise garden gnome.

Unless…

GUESS WHOSE DAYLILIES JUST GOT A BUZZ CUT.

HINT: MINE

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"The point of marriage is not to create a quick commonality by tearing down all boundaries; on the contrary, a good marriage is one in which each partner appoints the other to be the guardian of his solitude, and thus they show each other the greatest possible trust. A merging of two people is an impossibility, and where it seems to exist, it is a hemming-in, a mutual consent that robs one party or both parties of their fullest freedom and development. But once the realization is accepted that even between the closest people infinite distances exist, a marvelous living side-by-side can grow up for them, if they succeed in loving the expanse between them, which gives them the possibility of always seeing each other as a whole and before an immense sky."

- Rainer Maria Rilke
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It is 8pm. I am putting away laundry. So, no. I don’t particularly want to talk to you about my weedy front garden. And—while I appreciate your inebriated offer—I don’t particularly want you to weed-whack it. There are (admittedly hidden) daylilies in there. Also, a turquoise garden gnome.

Unless you can give me a coherent and compelling reason to do otherwise, I’ll deal with it myself. This weekend. By hand.

With a baseball bat in one hand and a bottle of ibuprofen in the other,

OJ

PS: If I didn’t have Mr. OJ to run interference for these sorts of things I would never open the door. Or the blinds, probably.

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twisteddoodles:

How to make a substitute cat.

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ammastaoohon:

21.06.2014

Tuhat ja yksi lapasta -näyttely Mikkelin Kenkäverossa. Huikee.

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confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Athena doesn’t need feminism because she’s got Hobbes to take care of her.

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And now Athena doesn’t need feminism because she’s got her internet fame to support her.

(This… does count as internet fame, right? Right?)

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aleyma:

John Singer Sargent, Sirmione, 1913 (source).

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